How did Grumpy Cat get cuter?

How did Grumpy Cat get cuter?

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largeandlovely:

It’s not friendship, it’s bromance. It’s not eyeliner, it’s guyliner. It’s not yoga, it’s broga. It’s not just silly portmanteaus, it’s evidence of the hilarious fragility of masculinity.

Rebranding is ver srs. If I don’t rebrand things that already have names with hyper masculine bullshit, someone might think I don’t care about whether or not my behavior constitutes participating within gender norms, and clearly there could not be a worse thing than not caring about perceived gender norms. I mean, it’s almost like I could lead a more relaxed and fulfilling life or something—hell, I might not even comment or even check whether or not other people are conforming to perceived gender norms, and that cannot stand.

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toffany:

Daily color blocks! 

These are amazing. I love these.

toffany:

Daily color blocks! 


These are amazing. I love these.

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miserlyoldman:

olympicairwayss:

What’s the password


Hey! Did you bring your pj’s? Pizza’s coming and mom says we can stay up as late as we want. Which Muppets movie do you want to watch first, or do you want to watch Clue or something? Mom! Cassie’s here!

Wife: No Muppets. Grease. Grease is appropriate. “I ordered pizza. We can eat pizza and watch Grease and do each others hair. Ssss.”

miserlyoldman:

olympicairwayss:

What’s the password

Hey! Did you bring your pj’s? Pizza’s coming and mom says we can stay up as late as we want. Which Muppets movie do you want to watch first, or do you want to watch Clue or something? Mom! Cassie’s here!

Wife: No Muppets. Grease. Grease is appropriate. “I ordered pizza. We can eat pizza and watch Grease and do each others hair. Ssss.”

olympicairwayss:

What’s the password


Hey! Did you bring your pj’s? Pizza’s coming and mom says we can stay up as late as we want. Which Muppets movie do you want to watch first, or do you want to watch Clue or something? Mom! Cassie’s here!

olympicairwayss:

What’s the password

Hey! Did you bring your pj’s? Pizza’s coming and mom says we can stay up as late as we want. Which Muppets movie do you want to watch first, or do you want to watch Clue or something? Mom! Cassie’s here!

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"It’s the eye of the tiger it’s the CREAM OF THE FIGHT"
Either a weird line or a REALLY GROSS line depending how much thought went into it.

"It’s the eye of the tiger it’s the CREAM OF THE FIGHT"

Either a weird line or a REALLY GROSS line depending how much thought went into it.

codyjohnston:

Oh, hey, Jayne’s gone insane.

I’d really like to think he’s Andy Kaufmaning it up, but given his other ostensibly sincere bullshit, I just can’t.

codyjohnston:

Oh, hey, Jayne’s gone insane.

I’d really like to think he’s Andy Kaufmaning it up, but given his other ostensibly sincere bullshit, I just can’t.

In fourteen hundred and ninety-two
Columbus went and people slew
He was wrong about the size of Earth
Which people had known before his birth
But it landed him in a verdant place
So naturally we whitewash his case
He opened the doors for Europeans
And so he gets perpetual paeans.

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Is that Topsy song from Bob’s Burgers available to download and play everywhere I go forever?

"They’ll say ,’Aww, Topsy at my auuuuutopsy…"

Showed this to my wife and she just tittered.

Showed this to my wife and she just tittered.

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Grey kitties

Grey kitties

floozys:

boys will be bo-“

*flies in* 

*punches you in the face*

bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 

My stepmom introduced me to the sentence “boys will be boys” when I was nine, and I think I pilfered a little food from the kitchen. She is an absolutely lovely woman. I love her. However, what I thought at the moment it happened was, “Okay, I can get away with that.”

"Boys will be boys" is a terrible sentence.

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Running is the worst

Did you know crows can not only recognize individual humans, but can remember over years and actually describe you in enough detail that other crows will be able to tell you apart, too? Birds, man. Birds.

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